Funny Tongue Twisters или забавные скороговорки на английском

Недавно я нашла коллекцию смешных скороговорок на английском языке. Автор этой коллекции - Adam Beck - советует сочинять скороговорки самим. Мы обязательно попробуем и дополним, а пока: 

1. Brave, bleeding boys battle bald, biting babies

2. Please put this porcupine in your pants 

3. Noisy boys enjoy  noisy toys, but noisy boys enjoying noisy toys are annoying


4. "You're making a mistake marrying that monster!" moaned the mummy's mother. 

5. The hippos heard the hunter's hiccups and hurried home to hide. 

6. The big, bumbling bear burned his butt baking bread. 

7. Six stinky skunks sprayed Santa's sleigh

8."Juicy!" joked the janitor, his jaws on the jiggling jellyfish.

9. The nervous nurse had another nasty nosebleed and needed nine napkins for her nostrils. 

10. If eight great apes ate eighty-eight grapes, guess how many grapes each great ape ate. 

11. The little lambs, licking lollipops, went leaping into the lava. 

12. When the wizard winked and waved his wand, the wars of the world went away.

13. My sister's shop sells shoes for sheep. 

14. "Yellow yarn is yummy!" yelled the young yak. 

15. Firefighters found Father frowning from a funny fever and farting fierce flames of fire. 

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